All members of the House of Pink BoomBox most follow these rules closely as they are a way of life and reflect our core values as the wild hell cats we are.
1. Everyone talks about the House of Pink BoomBox.
2. Be fabulous Every. Single. Mother. Fucking. Day. Weather it be via dress, make up, hair, heels, glitter, nails, dancing, fighting, random acts of kindness, or glamor bombing. Be mother fucking fabulous every god damn day
Just because you are gay, it does not give you the excuse to be rude, obnoxious, and basically be the biggest bitch possible. No, you are not “fabulous”. Have some basic manners and don’t be a cunt. I swear, these little white boys in their bedazzled tank tops with no manners make me want to throttle them. Where were your mothers growing up?
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
Someone didn’t get their letter