All members of the House of Pink BoomBox most follow these rules closely as they are a way of life and reflect our core values as the wild hell cats we are.
1. Everyone talks about the House of Pink BoomBox.
2 You must have at the very least ten haters waiting for you to fail and fall on your face at all times. Other wise you're not doing your job.
3 Be fabulous Every. Single. Mother. Fucking. Day. Weather it be via dress, make up, hair, heels, glitter, nails, dancing, fighting, random acts of kindness, or glamor bombing. Be mother fucking fabulous every god damn day.
4 Never turn down a dance off or a shot.
5 Bedazzling isn't something you do it's a way of life.
6 If your not with us then get the fuck out the way. Duh.
7 Always be WINNING
8 Fact: You look more stupid sitting on the wall than dancing on a table.
9 Mothers Milk= Tigers Blood.
10 If you think you're over or under dressed, one word: glitter.
Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film.