Recycle day aka remind yourself of how much you drink day.
I’m sorry to tell you this but u r diagnosed with white girl
I know, I was born this way. You don’t know what it’s like to never be able to dance on beat.
(via rawrrrlicious)
House Of Pink BoomBox
All members of the House of Pink BoomBox most follow these rules closely as they are a way of life and reflect our core values as the wild hell cats we are.
1. Everyone talks about the House of Pink BoomBox.
2 You must have at the very least ten haters waiting for you to fail and fall on your face at all times. Other wise you're not doing your job.
3 Be fabulous Every. Single. Mother. Fucking. Day. Weather it be via dress, make up, hair, heels, glitter, nails, dancing, fighting, random acts of kindness, or glamor bombing. Be mother fucking fabulous every god damn day.
4 Never turn down a dance off or a shot.
5 Bedazzling isn't something you do it's a way of life.
6 If your not with us then get the fuck out the way. Duh.
7 Always be WINNING
8 Fact: You look more stupid sitting on the wall than dancing on a table.
9 Mothers Milk= Tigers Blood.
10 If you think you're over or under dressed, one word: glitter.
Dita Von Teese performs Lazy at the Carzy Horse in Paris (x).
Dita you perfect queen
Dita the only queen I love with lady parts
(via burlesquebabydoll)
Here I thought you’d like to see some candid shots taken of me just now
Actually me today
Right before we did my livestream the weather went NUTS and started crazy thunder and lightning and raining and it was shaking my house!
And it lasted all of 5 minutes
Here I thought you’d like to see some candid shots taken of me just now
Actually me today
Right before we did my livestream the weather went NUTS and started crazy thunder and lightning and raining and it was shaking my house!
And it lasted all of 5 minutes
Well, that’s ironic.
Irony Man
Funny thing that makes him an even more perfect Tony Stark.
(via what-the-hell-amidoing)
Me when someone tells me to calm down.
(via comicbookwomen)
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
THIS.
